I Laughed out loud!

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Have two guests staying in our cottage. It's the only king bed in the place (others are queens) and the cottage has a hot tub. I go in to tidy up this morning and I had to laugh out loud....His and Hers CPAP machines! These guests are very large, which explained all the soaking wet towels that I found on the floor. Apparently they both got into the hot tub and displaced so much water that it went all over the floor. Now, THAT I didn't think was funny.

We've had many guests with the nighttime breathing machines, but this is the first time there were TWO in the room! Did I mention they are on their honeymoon?

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So the double-CPAP guy sits down at the brekkie table this morning a full 20 minutes before breakfast is ready. Even helped himself to turing on the lights and such. I had to ask him to move so I could gather the plates to take to the kitchen.

Of course, he's the one completely monoploizing the conversation at the table for over an hour now! What an obliviot! (oblivious idiot) Thank goodness they check out this morning!

 

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I might be able to top that one or match you one - from a fling hook up here a couple weeks ago, same scenario.  The guy was the biggest pita, and when I saw those very romantic machines in the room I somehow got a kick out of it.

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