Steam Coming Out Of My Ears!

This is what I looked like this morning....

We had a guest who was so needy and so inconsiderate that I was just steaming from the ears.
We have just one room in the whole house that is marked as private, so they walk in and put down their stuff in that room, of course. Takes ice for their ice chest in spite of my telling them that they could take only a very small amount, because that's all the ice for the whole house (and of course doesn't want to use the ice dispenser, she wants to go in and pull out my ice dispenser and dump all my ice. Tells us that they went snooping around last night and comments on their snooping. Asks about our rates, for when they come back, but clearly isn't going to spend the money to stay here, so they are asking us for all our advice now for things to do when they return and stay some place cheaper. Took the pen from my desk, so when I need to sign the CC slip, I had to run around to find a pen. Asked me to recite the entire history of the house and do a history tour. Asked me about features of homesteads in states that border ours.
I couldn't wait to see their backside. Housekeeper says the she could see how I was seething!

Wow. Bad day. Hope they are gone. You know, you can always start speaking French to them like the vendors in NYC when they don't want to bother answering questions. (Well, the vendors speak a multitude of languages but you get the idea.)

PITAS STINK!

yup-had some of them in past husband usually stops me from pounding the living crap out of them! Hope you are better once they are gone!
DH idea-since you have housekeepers give her/him the inn cell phone and when they hear that you just cant take any more BLAH BLAH BLAH to call you on the inn phone and then tell the PITAs you have to take this call-and then pretend to ask all kinds of questions....