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The worst. Oh the worst. Trying to prepare for breakfast and over head THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP.  I literally dropped a knife on my foot.

SPRING SPRING SPRING BOING BOING BOING...wait, that is not where the bed is! Sofa bed!

BOOM BOOM BOOM

BOOM BOOM BOOM

20 minutes. 

BANG BANG BANG

BANG BANG BANG

Meanwhile the kitchen ceiling is moving.

The light is swinging.

The walls are shaking.

The appliances are rattling.

The whole house is getting a concussion.

Something is not right, I am twitching, I can't think, what are we making for breakfast? what the! what the!

DH goes up FINALLY...she is jumping rope. she has been exercising. She says "We are over the kitchen so thought it wouldn't matter..."

There is a WHOLE GREAT BIG WORLD right outside your door, go OUT THERE to exercise!

I have a bleedin' headache now. Where's my coffee...

 

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OMG...JB and Maddie...what a bunch of DUMBASSES!!!!!

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To go along with the day's adventures - got up this morning to see 4 cars outside. There were 6 yesterday. Hmmm. One couple came back to shower after going for a run. No breakfast.

The last guest showed up late for brekkie. When I mentioned the missing car he said he didn't remember where they left it last night. Sigh. We had already cleaned up the kitchen because we didn't see or hear anyone, figured they left early. Then he wanted coffee. Came back and asked for toast. Came back and asked for more towels. They finally walked out at 10:30 to 'look for the car'. Completely checked out at 11. Room was a disaster.

It was a steady drip-drip-drip of annoyance.

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don't get me started! we had to get to the wholesalers which shuts at 12 guests wouldn't fricking leave till 11.45! pointed this out to them then when got to the wholesalers - idiot woman in a white van clipped my car due to reversing without looking - car is only 3 weeks old and first new one we have had in 10 years! and drove off without stopping! was hoping wholesalers would have cctv but they don't! grrrrr not much damage but that's not the point!

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Oh my goodness....  The stories we have are unbelievable.  I'm happy we're busy, really I am, but the s*#t we have to put up with sometimes makes me shake my head.   

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Really, some people should never leave home.no

 

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I know the 70 degree glorious morning wouldn't entice you to step outside and get some exercise.  As I shook my head in the kitchen, blinking frequently saying "Well there is another new one for us" enlightened

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In this business you really find out that the world is full of IDIOTS!

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copperhead wrote:

In this business you really find out that the world is full of IDIOTS!

Yes you are so right! Over the years I see more and more of them. It's are fault you know! All of us here are providing them a place to breed!

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Bob wrote:

Yes you are so right! Over the years I see more and more of them. It's are fault you know! All of us here are providing them a place to breed!

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laugh  That's funny!

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Jumping rope IN the house? OVER people's heads? 'Just the kitchen' like no one is in there?

Oy vey.

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