That's a real bargain

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That's a real bargain

A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them."

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How's business?

Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.

"How’s business?" asked the first.

"Rotten," replied the other. "Yesterday, I chased an ambulance for twenty miles. When I finally caught up to it, there were already two other lawyer hanging on to the bumper."

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enlightened

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yes

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If you wanted hotel facilities you should have booked a hotel and paid hotel prices!!!

 

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I've forwarded to my lawyer cousins. They collect these things.

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ROTF - 

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