Greeting, 4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus will be visiting your country for a 7days religious program...

Now THIS needs to be made into a joke, an innkeeping joke...
Feel free to finish the sentence. Yes, it was an email from today.

They are always NEWLY ordained... not sure why this is important, I guess we are supposed to be less critical of them?

you laugh but next july we really do have a conference of newly ordained priests! hope they don't have too much trouble getting booked!

I like the ones I get wanting 10 rooms - considering the fact I only have 3. Am I to wave 7 more rooms out of thin air?
Greeting, 4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus will be visiting your country for a 7days religious program... so please arrange for the girls.

4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus... walk into a bar

WHAT???? That old thing is STILL being sent??? You would think they know that every innkeeper has already seen through that one!

Greeting, 4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus will be visiting your country for a 7 days religious program... to learn how to dance the Hora.

K9 said:

4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus... walk into a bar.

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K9 said:

4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus... walk into a bar

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Yes this is what I was thinking... but what is the punchline? That is what I wanna hear
in Boston, and the bartender says " 'scuse me Fadduhs, but are you lookin' for a facility for 4 weeks and want to pay by credit card up front, if they tell you the total amount?"...

EmptyNest said:

WHAT???? That old thing is STILL being sent??? You would think they know that every innkeeper has already seen through that one!.

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EmptyNest said:

WHAT???? That old thing is STILL being sent??? You would think they know that every innkeeper has already seen through that one!

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YES! Isn't that so funny! (priest not priests apparently 4 heads in one)
4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus... walk into a B&B... One looks at the other three and says "I know this ain't part of the European Union, but what the! This place isn't gluten free?"

My priests are also on their honeymoon! Yep they know where the love is!!!

You guys are cracking me up!