Greeting, 4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus will be visiting your country for a 7days religious program...

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Now THIS needs to be made into a joke, an innkeeping joke...

Feel free to finish the sentence. Yes, it was an email from today.

 

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You guys are cracking me up!

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My priests are also on their honeymoon!   heart heart heart  Yep they know where the love is!!!

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Greeting, 4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus will be visiting your country for a 7 days religious program... to learn how to dance the Hora.

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WHAT????  That old thing is STILL being sent??? You would think they know that every innkeeper has already seen through that one!

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EmptyNest wrote:

WHAT????  That old thing is STILL being sent??? You would think they know that every innkeeper has already seen through that one!

YES! Isn't that so funny! (priest not priests apparently 4 heads in one)

4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus... walk into a B&B... One looks at the other three and says "I know this ain't part of the European Union, but what the! This place isn't gluten free?"

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4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus...  walk into a bar

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K9 wrote:

4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus...  walk into a bar

Yes this is what I was thinking... but what is the punchline? That is what I wanna hear cool

in Boston, and the bartender says " 'scuse me Fadduhs, but are you lookin' for a facility for 4 weeks and want to pay by credit card up front, if they tell you the total amount?"...

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I like the ones I get wanting 10 rooms - considering the fact I only have 3. Am I to wave 7 more rooms out of thin air?

Greeting, 4 newly ordained priest from Cyprus will be visiting your country for a 7days religious program...  so please arrange for the girls.

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you laugh but next july we really do have a conference of newly ordained priests! hope they don't have too much trouble getting booked!

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They are always NEWLY ordained... not sure why this is important, I guess we are supposed to be less critical of them?

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