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People are way too weird. My favorite - they guy who complained about noise because his girlfriend snored.
 
Interesting that they give the information in narrative form, list form, and as an infographic...
 
16 pillows? I had Mister Ten Towels (only, no more no less)
Can we compile our OWN LIST of weirdest guest requests? I think I have asked this before, and some people were scared to do it. Those "out" there on the www.
 
woman who stayed with me who complained that the bananas were too big. and NO she did not want to eat half the banana or part of the banana, she wanted to eat a whole banana from start to finish and mine were too big.
luckily another guest scolded her and told her he was sure i didn't have time to 1. take a poll to find out what size bananas were the 'appropriate size' and then 2. go shopping all around to try to find them.
that was weirdest for me. as though she needed to find something to complain about
 
woman who stayed with me who complained that the bananas were too big. and NO she did not want to eat half the banana or part of the banana, she wanted to eat a whole banana from start to finish and mine were too big.
luckily another guest scolded her and told her he was sure i didn't have time to 1. take a poll to find out what size bananas were the 'appropriate size' and then 2. go shopping all around to try to find them.
that was weirdest for me. as though she needed to find something to complain about.
Seashanty the funny thing is I recall this from a few years ago, and I remember saying that I agreed with the woman after we bought bananas that were too big here.
I always try to buy smaller ones, it like buying those giant apples for a packed lunch that you can sit and eat for 40 minutes vs a lunchbox size.. For some reason they were really big for a while...twice the size of a normal banana, which is good for banana puddin' but not for eating.
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Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small.
 
Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small..
Arks said:
Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small.
Sheesh, I don't like the sound of that!
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Joey Bloggs said:
Arks said:
Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small.
Sheesh, I don't like the sound of that!
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Hey, I am NOT Eric Arthur Blair! I didn't think of a second meaning there until AFTER I posted it!
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Arks said:
Joey Bloggs said:
Arks said:
Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small.
Sheesh, I don't like the sound of that!
shades_smile.gif
Hey, I am NOT Eric Arthur Blair! I didn't think of a second meaning there until AFTER I posted it!
Even Eric Arthur isn't Eric Arthur!
 
Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small..
Arks said:
Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small.
Sheesh, I don't like the sound of that!
shades_smile.gif

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Joey Bloggs said:
Arks said:
Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small.
Sheesh, I don't like the sound of that!
shades_smile.gif
Hey, I am NOT Eric Arthur Blair! I didn't think of a second meaning there until AFTER I posted it!
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Arks said:
Joey Bloggs said:
Arks said:
Complaint: Joey Bloggs bananas are too small.
Sheesh, I don't like the sound of that!
shades_smile.gif
Hey, I am NOT Eric Arthur Blair! I didn't think of a second meaning there until AFTER I posted it!
Even Eric Arthur isn't Eric Arthur!
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He isn't?
 
woman who stayed with me who complained that the bananas were too big. and NO she did not want to eat half the banana or part of the banana, she wanted to eat a whole banana from start to finish and mine were too big.
luckily another guest scolded her and told her he was sure i didn't have time to 1. take a poll to find out what size bananas were the 'appropriate size' and then 2. go shopping all around to try to find them.
that was weirdest for me. as though she needed to find something to complain about.
Seashanty the funny thing is I recall this from a few years ago, and I remember saying that I agreed with the woman after we bought bananas that were too big here.
I always try to buy smaller ones, it like buying those giant apples for a packed lunch that you can sit and eat for 40 minutes vs a lunchbox size.. For some reason they were really big for a while...twice the size of a normal banana, which is good for banana puddin' but not for eating.
big%20appl%20small%20apple.jpg

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I try to buy the smallest bananas but only because you get more portions for your money.
 
woman who stayed with me who complained that the bananas were too big. and NO she did not want to eat half the banana or part of the banana, she wanted to eat a whole banana from start to finish and mine were too big.
luckily another guest scolded her and told her he was sure i didn't have time to 1. take a poll to find out what size bananas were the 'appropriate size' and then 2. go shopping all around to try to find them.
that was weirdest for me. as though she needed to find something to complain about.
Seashanty the funny thing is I recall this from a few years ago, and I remember saying that I agreed with the woman after we bought bananas that were too big here.
I always try to buy smaller ones, it like buying those giant apples for a packed lunch that you can sit and eat for 40 minutes vs a lunchbox size.. For some reason they were really big for a while...twice the size of a normal banana, which is good for banana puddin' but not for eating.
big%20appl%20small%20apple.jpg

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I try to buy the smallest bananas but only because you get more portions for your money.
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I buy smallest regular sized bananas, don't like half banana leftovers :)
 
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms.
 
"I have been accused of a lot of things, but never that" JB in rebuttal
 
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms..
TheBeachHouse said:
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms.
You're probably like us. In a few months the fruit flies will be everywhere. Can't even put fruit out in the afternoon for an hour.
 
woman who stayed with me who complained that the bananas were too big. and NO she did not want to eat half the banana or part of the banana, she wanted to eat a whole banana from start to finish and mine were too big.
luckily another guest scolded her and told her he was sure i didn't have time to 1. take a poll to find out what size bananas were the 'appropriate size' and then 2. go shopping all around to try to find them.
that was weirdest for me. as though she needed to find something to complain about.
Seashanty the funny thing is I recall this from a few years ago, and I remember saying that I agreed with the woman after we bought bananas that were too big here.
I always try to buy smaller ones, it like buying those giant apples for a packed lunch that you can sit and eat for 40 minutes vs a lunchbox size.. For some reason they were really big for a while...twice the size of a normal banana, which is good for banana puddin' but not for eating.
big%20appl%20small%20apple.jpg

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And I try to find large, pretty (nigh on to impossible) bananas so they can be seen in the fruit basket in the guestrooms.
 
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms..
TheBeachHouse said:
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms.
You're probably like us. In a few months the fruit flies will be everywhere. Can't even put fruit out in the afternoon for an hour.
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Madeleine said:
TheBeachHouse said:
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms.
You're probably like us. In a few months the fruit flies will be everywhere. Can't even put fruit out in the afternoon for an hour.
Yep. The fruit flies are impossible to control. No more bananas once that happens. Maybe individually wrapped nuts, cookies, granola bars.
 
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms..
TheBeachHouse said:
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms.
You're probably like us. In a few months the fruit flies will be everywhere. Can't even put fruit out in the afternoon for an hour.
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Madeleine said:
TheBeachHouse said:
fruit baskets in the guestrooms? hmmmm.
We have a fruit basket in the common room with some granola bars and other treats. Not in the guest rooms.
You're probably like us. In a few months the fruit flies will be everywhere. Can't even put fruit out in the afternoon for an hour.
Yep. The fruit flies are impossible to control. No more bananas once that happens. Maybe individually wrapped nuts, cookies, granola bars.
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The baskets go in just before expected arrival and come out as I see their tailpipe clear the corner. Usually 2 bananas and 4-5 apples.
 
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