A new policy

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AND a tshirt idea

I think we could have a diff tshirt every day with our quirky sayings. Smiling

 

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Another shirt...

Don't be shy, ask for seconds... we've already judged you.

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Not my circus, not my monkeys.

 

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jmj wrote:

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

 

A friend of mine also just posted this on fb! LOL!

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jmj wrote:

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

 

Oh I like that one!

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I found this one today... from Norwegian...

Taste is like the butt. It's divided.

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Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living

That's my favorite.  When we talk to anyone about work, it's always "we clean toilets". 

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Kay Nein wrote:

Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living

That's my favorite.  When we talk to anyone about work, it's always "we clean toilets". 

I once had a guest who told me she determined how much she wanted something by figuring out how many toilets she had to clean to get it.

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yes

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Here are a few ideas:

  • We love all our guests...
  • The answer is 42
  • The answer is in the question
  • All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
  • The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
  • Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
  • Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
  • I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
  • Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
  • Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.
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Got a few more...

Ask Me What We Call a "Shroud of Touring"

TGIF? Who cares, I'm an innkeeper.

Never anger the breakfast chef... you may regret it.

My other shirt... gives a f___

You want 10% off.. okay... but we're going to economize by not doing the laundry!

I stayed at a hotel instead of a B&B and all I had for breakfast is a mini-box of cereal.

Don't put a knife in the cereal... that's how the last cereal killer got started.

May we suggest that if you are going to annoy the innkeeper, that you wear a red shirt today.

May explode when asked person questions

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Someone needs to start printing some t-shirts quick Smiling  Can you imagine how fast they would sell to innkeepers!!!

 

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my favorite:

Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer

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good policy.

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