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AND a tshirt idea
I think we could have a diff tshirt every day with our quirky sayings. :)
 
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Here are a few ideas:
  • We love all our guests...
  • The answer is 42
  • The answer is in the question
  • All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
  • The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
  • Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
  • Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
  • I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
  • Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
  • Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.
 
Jon Sable said:
Here are a few ideas:
  • We love all our guests...
  • The answer is 42
  • The answer is in the question
  • All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
  • The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
  • Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
  • Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
  • I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
  • Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
  • Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.
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my favorite:
Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
 
Jon Sable said:
Here are a few ideas:
  • We love all our guests...
  • The answer is 42
  • The answer is in the question
  • All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
  • The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
  • Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
  • Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
  • I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
  • Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
  • Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.
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Got a few more...
Ask Me What We Call a "Shroud of Touring"
TGIF? Who cares, I'm an innkeeper.
Never anger the breakfast chef... you may regret it.
My other shirt... gives a f___
You want 10% off.. okay... but we're going to economize by not doing the laundry!
I stayed at a hotel instead of a B&B and all I had for breakfast is a mini-box of cereal.
Don't put a knife in the cereal... that's how the last cereal killer got started.
May we suggest that if you are going to annoy the innkeeper, that you wear a red shirt today.
May explode when asked person questions
 
Jon Sable said:
Jon Sable said:
Here are a few ideas:
  • We love all our guests...
  • The answer is 42
  • The answer is in the question
  • All my beds are comfortable, but some are more comfortable than others
  • The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law
  • Tell the negative committee that meets in your head to STFU
  • Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living.
  • I have reservations... want me to tell you what my reservations about you are?
  • Don't ask me what I think, you may not like the answer
  • Should have written "insane asylum" over the door... I already have the patients.
.
Click to expand...
Got a few more...
Ask Me What We Call a "Shroud of Touring"
TGIF? Who cares, I'm an innkeeper.
Never anger the breakfast chef... you may regret it.
My other shirt... gives a f___
You want 10% off.. okay... but we're going to economize by not doing the laundry!
I stayed at a hotel instead of a B&B and all I had for breakfast is a mini-box of cereal.
Don't put a knife in the cereal... that's how the last cereal killer got started.
May we suggest that if you are going to annoy the innkeeper, that you wear a red shirt today.
May explode when asked person questions
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Someone needs to start printing some t-shirts quick :) Can you imagine how fast they would sell to innkeepers!!!
 
Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living
That's my favorite. When we talk to anyone about work, it's always "we clean toilets".
 
Kay Nein said:
Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living
That's my favorite. When we talk to anyone about work, it's always "we clean toilets"..
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Kay Nein said:
Mom was proud of me for owning a business, until she realized I clean toilets for a living
That's my favorite. When we talk to anyone about work, it's always "we clean toilets".
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I once had a guest who told me she determined how much she wanted something by figuring out how many toilets she had to clean to get it.
 
Another shirt...
Don't be shy, ask for seconds... we've already judged you.
 

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