OK - I borrowed them:
Man comes to the front door of a guest house and says he's Mr Smith, booked in for two nights.
Proprietor: 'Would you like me to carry your bag from the car, sir'.
Guest: 'No, she can walk, but you can bring the luggage.'
Innkeeper: The room is $200 a night. It's $50 if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
Man is booked into a guest house,and looking round,notices a sign on the wall. He says to the Owner: "What time do you get in by?" The owner looks confused and says: "Well ,I am the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?"
Says Man,"Well,on that sign there,it says guests have to be in before you!"
Owner replies,"No, it says: "Guests must be in before 1 am" !
Man comes to the front door of a guest house and says he's Mr Smith, booked in for two nights.
Proprietor: 'Would you like me to carry your bag from the car, sir'.
Guest: 'No, she can walk, but you can bring the luggage.'
Innkeeper: The room is $200 a night. It's $50 if you make your own bed.
Guest: I'll make my own bed.
Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
Man is booked into a guest house,and looking round,notices a sign on the wall. He says to the Owner: "What time do you get in by?" The owner looks confused and says: "Well ,I am the owner, I live here. Why do you ask?"
Says Man,"Well,on that sign there,it says guests have to be in before you!"
Owner replies,"No, it says: "Guests must be in before 1 am" !
