I'm too sexy for my shirt

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No, really, you're not. Please clothe yourself before coming downstairs. No one knew where to look and no one could unsee that well-tended beer garden you are growing.

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This post has lead to some of the best innkeeping stories I've ever heard! Thank you for making me laugh so hard I cried this morning. Happy Monday! cryingLaughing out loud 

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Now you've done it with your sexy talk ... just flagged a spammer selling viagra. 

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 unreal ... after a few naked guest encounters, I had absolutely no problem talking to people in my pj's. Nick and Nora, of course, for those who know the brand. 

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Working Night Audit at a Howard Johnson's had a woman come to the desk totally starkers one night. Got locked out of her room. I think she went "visiting" and got tossed out after.

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I used to travel all the time when I was in the corporate world - mostly recruiting trips. One of our trips, my male colleague walked out of his room instead of into the bathroom, and the door closed behind him.  He slept naked. Had to go to the front desk to get a key, and of course couldn't show ID. They called me as verification of his identity. Voice recognition was okay - to his great relief, I didn't have to pick him out of a lineup or anything.  

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hahahhahhaaa

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cryingFunniest story EVER!  

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LOL 

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Morticia, what was the guest wearing? pants and no shirt?

I've had guests show up at breakfast in boxers (but never briefs). One old gent dropped his baggy drawers at the coffee station we think by accident because he had no butt. None. I was tempted to yank up his drawers but opted to grab his coffee and tell him to do it.

Had female nudists ask if they had to put on clothes for breakfast. Um, you think? They ate wearing the inn robes. Took two rooms across the hall from each other and sat in their rooms nude. Very attractive women. Amazing number of guests walking up and down the hall past their rooms for some reason that day.

Was greeted one early morning when I started breakfast by gravel hitting the breakfast room windows. A man was in the parking lot huddled between the cars. Yup, naked. I recognized him by his hair and beard. I grabbed a bathrobe and went to let him in. He said he went out on one of the decks to check the weather and got locked out. I don't know for how long ... he tore up the stairs and into his room. Who exits their room in a b&b and goes outside on a deck with no clothes on? To check the weather? Deck with adirondack chairs open to all guests. Maybe he went out there to have a smoke (against the rules)  No idea. But why naked?

The old innkeeper across the street told me a naked woman woke him one night to say she was locked out of her room. She ran across the street from what was now my place (that used to be his) to get him. She said she had used the shared bathroom but there were no towels in there. Again, why leave your room with nothing on? I didn't believe him, thought he was kidding, but now I know better. 

Ah, innkeeping! 

 

 

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Pajama bottoms, no shirt. He really needed a shirt. I hung around until he left. Maybe he thought I was impressed. I was making sure the young girl sitting there was not upset.

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Your title made me LOL Laughing out loud 

I've seen the boxer attire once, our monogrammed bathrobes a few times, and flannel pj bottoms w t-shirts several times. The best was the guy who came to the table in one of our bathrobes & his dress shoes. He then proceeded to ask me if I had a window scraper he could use to clear off his car. I told him he needed to change into his coat first because our robe would get filthy outside in the slush.

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Our first weekend (with a house full of re-enactors who were being wed in the nearby Civil War battlefield), one of the young men came down to breakfast in his boxers, and only his boxers. Plus a mess of tattoos. Worst weekend of innkeeping ever.

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I had an older couple come down in just their house coats... he went to bend down for something... I offered to pick it up for them instead. Some people just don't know their place.

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I'm always surprised when people come down to breakfast in their jammies.   But half nekid?    Never.  At least, not yet!   Smiling

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nice visual.   LOL

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surprise

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