Clothing requirements . . .

[IronGate]

Check out this clothing optional "b&b"....gotta love their FAQ page. They certainly tell it like it is! Dive In.

I knew it. I'm one of those people in the right hand column! Altho, with a few drinks I could move over to the left column.
Very difficult website to navigate. Every page leaves you stranded.
I looked at a couple of the rooms...plain old odd...beds mashed up against the artwork, big orange stickers on the toilets (crooked to boot), one page didn't come up at all, I got the code instead.
But, yes, quite an explicit FAQ page.
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Here's my favorite statement: "Not a place for high maintenance people"
Wish I could put that on my site and get away with it!
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Here's my favorite statement: "Not a place for high maintenance people"
Wish I could put that on my site and get away with it!

Anytime someone tells me they are NOT high maintenance, it pretty much guarantees that they ARE!
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Here's my favorite statement: "Not a place for high maintenance people"
Wish I could put that on my site and get away with it!

Anytime someone tells me they are NOT high maintenance, it pretty much guarantees that they ARE!

Kinda like those who say, "I'm very open-minded." If you were, you wouldn't have to tell me; I'd see it for myself.

 

[Generic]

Check out this clothing optional "b&b"....gotta love their FAQ page. They certainly tell it like it is! Dive In.

I knew it. I'm one of those people in the right hand column! Altho, with a few drinks I could move over to the left column.
Very difficult website to navigate. Every page leaves you stranded.
I looked at a couple of the rooms...plain old odd...beds mashed up against the artwork, big orange stickers on the toilets (crooked to boot), one page didn't come up at all, I got the code instead.
But, yes, quite an explicit FAQ page.
.

Here's my favorite statement: "Not a place for high maintenance people"
Wish I could put that on my site and get away with it!
.

Here's my favorite statement: "Not a place for high maintenance people"
Wish I could put that on my site and get away with it!

Anytime someone tells me they are NOT high maintenance, it pretty much guarantees that they ARE!
.

Here's my favorite statement: "Not a place for high maintenance people"
Wish I could put that on my site and get away with it!

Anytime someone tells me they are NOT high maintenance, it pretty much guarantees that they ARE!

Kinda like those who say, "I'm very open-minded." If you were, you wouldn't have to tell me; I'd see it for myself.
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Let the people who tell you that they have friends who are _____.
I just want to run... run... run.... when I hear that.

 

[HighMountainLodge]

The only time our pool/hot tub/sauna is clothing optional is when there is nobody in the lodge and we are in the midst of a howling blizzard. After 26 years, Julie and I have gotten used to seeing each other nekkid, but we're just not into expanding our horizons.