Efficiency expert

[paulavery]

While at University an efficiency expert gave a talk. He started by saying this:
“I started my career in studying processes in manufacturing about 7 years ago. My job was to look at people movement and try to figure out if the job could be done better.
7 years ago in my home I started to notice that my wife was not very efficient when she made breakfast. After making her my little case study in the kitchen for about a week I finally presented her with a plan that would allow her to make breakfast in 8 minutes versus the 15 it currently takes her.
For the last 7 years I am proud to say I’ve been making breakfast in 8 minutes.”
Ha ha...

 

[Morticia]

 

[Copperhead]

 

[Country Girl]

She let him live????

I wonder if anyone notices the pan imprint on the side of his head.

 

[The Farmers Daughter]

Good thing she wasn't from New Jersey!
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A NEW JERSEY GIRL
Three friends married women from different parts of the country.....
The first man married a woman from Utah . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from California . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from New Jersey . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.