Anything an innkeeper would or could or should or should not say...stick it here.
There have been so many I can't even think of one right now as an example. I will though...okay wait, how about these:
EXAMPLES:
"Breakfast is two choices: 1) Take it, or 2) Leave it"
"There are two kinds of travel, first class and with children"
"If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen"
"Breakfast is served at 9am, by 915 it gets cold, by 930 I eat it!"
"Just Say No to Hotels!"
"Continental is not spoken here"
"Just say no to lousy continentals"
"Bless his heart"
"Breakfast in the south is served with three meat choices: Pork, Pork or Pork"
etc etc
There have been so many I can't even think of one right now as an example. I will though...okay wait, how about these:
EXAMPLES:
"Breakfast is two choices: 1) Take it, or 2) Leave it"
"There are two kinds of travel, first class and with children"
"If you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen"
"Breakfast is served at 9am, by 915 it gets cold, by 930 I eat it!"
"Just Say No to Hotels!"
"Continental is not spoken here"
"Just say no to lousy continentals"
"Bless his heart"
"Breakfast in the south is served with three meat choices: Pork, Pork or Pork"
etc etc