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JunieBJones (JBJ)

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How to wash a toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up. Add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home...
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside
where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,
The Dog
 

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This is something that DH would love....but he has no desire to clean a toilet or the cat!
For all the men in the group...Here is a test you can do to determine who loves you most! Have your wife and your dog get into your trunk, close the hood. Come back in an hour and see which one is happy to see you! You will have about 5 minutes of complete joy before you are struck dead.
 

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If she's in the trunk, it's because I'm going somewhere to dispose of the body.
 

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There you go again Swirt. Brrrrrrrrr (drum roll). You ought to think about taking over the Tonight Show. I don't think Conan is doing too well, at least according to his latest focus group with the senior citizens.
 

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That was hysterical! Thanks for giving me a good laugh on a stressful day,
 

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