Well I am still about to vomit. Yep toss my cookies.
i just encountered possibly the worst smell ever...worse than the vomit in the sink from the 90 year old man from the bronx
worse than the earthy couple in between bathing
worse
much much worse...
I went up to freshen and mind you it was like 25 minutes ago and I am still in shock
I went into the first guest room
I saw the luggage rack in the room with nothing on it
i thought, they must have all their stuff in the closet, this thing folds up so I will place it in there at the side
i open the closet...
what hit me was beyond sick, i gasped for air
i quickly closed the closet
what was that? i am close to retching (i am not exaggerating)
all their stuff was in there, I spied briefly a plastic bag on the floor
my goodness, what was it?
what on earth could that be?
I felt like chucking up...
I have to put this luggage rack in there and I HAVE to know what it is...
I open it and hold my breath, my eyes are watering
and...I look through the haze
a pair of mens sock are lying on top of the plastic trash bag
socks
his socks
never before in my life have I smelled something this bad, like the smell of a dead cow rotting away in the hot sun
like THAT!
maybe he has gangrene?
(PS If this ain't a good reason to go inn-cognito I don't know what is. Come on lunch - stay down, it is in my throat, I can't get the smell out of my head)
i just encountered possibly the worst smell ever...worse than the vomit in the sink from the 90 year old man from the bronx
worse than the earthy couple in between bathing
worse
much much worse...
I went up to freshen and mind you it was like 25 minutes ago and I am still in shock
I went into the first guest room
I saw the luggage rack in the room with nothing on it
i thought, they must have all their stuff in the closet, this thing folds up so I will place it in there at the side
i open the closet...
what hit me was beyond sick, i gasped for air
i quickly closed the closet
what was that? i am close to retching (i am not exaggerating)
all their stuff was in there, I spied briefly a plastic bag on the floor
my goodness, what was it?
what on earth could that be?
I felt like chucking up...
I have to put this luggage rack in there and I HAVE to know what it is...
I open it and hold my breath, my eyes are watering
and...I look through the haze
a pair of mens sock are lying on top of the plastic trash bag
socks
his socks
never before in my life have I smelled something this bad, like the smell of a dead cow rotting away in the hot sun
like THAT!
maybe he has gangrene?
(PS If this ain't a good reason to go inn-cognito I don't know what is. Come on lunch - stay down, it is in my throat, I can't get the smell out of my head)