Here is my #1 - which is stated clearly at the time of booking, on the confirmation, and again on the reminder email:
"We won't get there until late, how do we get in? Will there be a note or a key?"
I get this often since I now spell it out. Before noone ever asked. So they "pick up on" some sort of info will be provided but cannot digest it. But I actually appreciate these calls, then I know, and then they know!
My #2
"Is there any place to eat there?"
I have way too many sarcastic remarks for this, that I keep to myself. Again, never undertsanding the whole thing of YES we are in a small town, yes we have restaurants, and yes you can ride your mules and park it outside, ugh. I think people think we are very isolated here...small town doesn't mean isolated, it just means small town not city, but then again other say they think there is this booming after hours gifts and shops they can enjoy, even on Sundays, and are dissappointed when there isn't.
Oh wait, here is another, odd on:
"Are there outlets stores there?"
I get this one more than I get "Are there antique shops nearby?"