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I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
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Proud Texan said:
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.
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She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
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gillumhouse said:
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?
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Bree said:
gillumhouse said:
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?
REAL WOMEN have curves!
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I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
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gillumhouse said:
I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (

Used to be 36C. Now you're a 38 Long?!
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You are not even close!!! Be careful, you would not want to make Swirt blush!
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You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger boobs than she did.
 
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
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Proud Texan said:
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.
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I had one gentleman this morning who ate half of his fresh peach fruit crisp & then inform my server (dh) to tell me not to serve him a plate...he NEVER eats breakfast and it was an exception that he even ate what he did!
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Samster said:
I had one gentleman this morning who ate half of his fresh peach fruit crisp & then inform my server (dh) to tell me not to serve him a plate...he NEVER eats breakfast and it was an exception that he even ate what he did!
Don't ya just love it when they tell you AFTER you've gotten up early and cooked them a wonderful full breakfast.
 
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
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Proud Texan said:
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.
.
I had one gentleman this morning who ate half of his fresh peach fruit crisp & then inform my server (dh) to tell me not to serve him a plate...he NEVER eats breakfast and it was an exception that he even ate what he did!
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Samster said:
I had one gentleman this morning who ate half of his fresh peach fruit crisp & then inform my server (dh) to tell me not to serve him a plate...he NEVER eats breakfast and it was an exception that he even ate what he did!
Don't ya just love it when they tell you AFTER you've gotten up early and cooked them a wonderful full breakfast.
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Actually it was fine - the main course was blueberry waffles & sausage links. My dh had a really nice breakfast & I didn't have to listen to, "Is there any good breakfast for me???"
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lol!
 
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
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Proud Texan said:
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.
.
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
.
gillumhouse said:
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?
.
Bree said:
gillumhouse said:
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?
REAL WOMEN have curves!
wow.gif

.
I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
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gillumhouse said:
I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
I have an hourglass figure... it just happens to be three hours instead of one.
Dh says he likes my thighs. I say it's a good thing since they're so much of them.
Then of course, I've always had hippie tendencies... well, we're past tendency, we're talking HIPS!
But given a choice between a model's figure and food, there's not much choice, which is why I never have had, nor never will, a model's figure.
=)
Kk.
Bonus... bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help I've fallen and I can't get up
 
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
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Proud Texan said:
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.
.
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
.
gillumhouse said:
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?
.
Bree said:
gillumhouse said:
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?
REAL WOMEN have curves!
wow.gif

.
I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
.
gillumhouse said:
I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (

Used to be 36C. Now you're a 38 Long?!
wow.gif

.
You are not even close!!! Be careful, you would not want to make Swirt blush!
.
You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger boobs than she did.
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Proud Texan said:
You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger boobs than she did.
Glutes
 
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
.
Proud Texan said:
I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.
confused_smile.gif
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.
.
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
.
gillumhouse said:
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?
.
Bree said:
gillumhouse said:
She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?
REAL WOMEN have curves!
wow.gif

.
I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
.
gillumhouse said:
I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (

Used to be 36C. Now you're a 38 Long?!
wow.gif

.
You are not even close!!! Be careful, you would not want to make Swirt blush!
.
You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger boobs than she did.
.
Proud Texan said:
You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger boobs than she did.
Glutes
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JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Proud Texan said:
You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger boobs than she did.
Glutes
Nah! They call 'em man boobs. "Glutes" implies musculature.
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