The reason I love New Yorkers

[JBloggs]

They call, from the road, might stop here for the night but first ask me "Are your breakfasts any good?"
What answer are they expecting? I mean really? Cut to the chase Vinnie why dontchya.

 

[gillumhouse]

Not only are they good, but you do not have to worry about the "Boys" showing up with violin cases when you finish eating.

 

[Alibi Ike]

"Stay over and find out for yourself!" Straight forward answer.
"Y'all like yer grits wit chitlins o witout?" Sarcastic answer.
"Haven't killed my husband yet, should be good enough for you, too." Second sarcastic answer.
"If it's not, the hospital is on your way out of town." More sarcasm.
I can stop now or keep going, let me know...

 

[HighMountainLodge]

No. They're terrible. But the dog doesn't seem to mind.

 

[Don Draper]

We don't take walk-ins this late, so I guess you'll never know how good the breakfast is.

 

[Joey Camb]

The follow up is "is my room a nice room?" feel like saying no it is horrible with a nice view of the dumpster!

 

[Samster]

Yeesch....like if the breakfasts were bad, an innkeeper would say so! What a goofy question! I guess they're just looking for more info - like what's included in the breakfasts?
I'm afraid that depending on the tone of the question, I might head down the sarcasm path along with Alibi Ike...