"Stay over and find out for yourself!" Straight forward answer.
"Y'all like yer grits wit chitlins o witout?" Sarcastic answer.
"Haven't killed my husband yet, should be good enough for you, too." Second sarcastic answer.
"If it's not, the hospital is on your way out of town." More sarcasm.
I can stop now or keep going, let me know...
Yeesch....like if the breakfasts were bad, an innkeeper would say so! What a goofy question! I guess they're just looking for more info - like what's included in the breakfasts?
I'm afraid that depending on the tone of the question, I might head down the sarcasm path along with Alibi Ike...