The reason I love New Yorkers

Bed & Breakfast / Short Term Rental Host Forum

Help Support Bed & Breakfast / Short Term Rental Host Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.

JBloggs

Well-known member
Joined
Oct 7, 2008
Messages
17,744
Reaction score
9
They call, from the road, might stop here for the night but first ask me "Are your breakfasts any good?"
What answer are they expecting? I mean really? Cut to the chase Vinnie why dontchya.
 
Not only are they good, but you do not have to worry about the "Boys" showing up with violin cases when you finish eating.
 
"Stay over and find out for yourself!" Straight forward answer.
"Y'all like yer grits wit chitlins o witout?" Sarcastic answer.
"Haven't killed my husband yet, should be good enough for you, too." Second sarcastic answer.
"If it's not, the hospital is on your way out of town." More sarcasm.
I can stop now or keep going, let me know...
 
We don't take walk-ins this late, so I guess you'll never know how good the breakfast is.
 
The follow up is "is my room a nice room?" feel like saying no it is horrible with a nice view of the dumpster!
 
Yeesch....like if the breakfasts were bad, an innkeeper would say so! What a goofy question! I guess they're just looking for more info - like what's included in the breakfasts?
I'm afraid that depending on the tone of the question, I might head down the sarcasm path along with Alibi Ike...
 
Back
Top