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From Kim Komando ---
What do you get when you cross a ghost with Bambi?
Bamboo
Why don't witches ride their brooms when they're angry?
They don't want to fly off the handle
What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?
Squash
Why don't skeletons cross the road?
They don't have the guts
What happened to the guy who couldn't pay his exorcist?
He was repossessed
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
 

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Why can't witches get pregnant?
Because their husbands have halloweenies.
 

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Those were cute. We had Halloween Town tonight. There was a haunted hayride, pumpkin carving contest (brought finished pumpkins), face painting, etc. We had a nice turnout. The rain stopped late afternoon but it was about 55 degrees. COLD!! It was nice - several parents thanked us for having it.
 

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Just got this one from hubs...
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They can't unwind.
 

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A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
when behind him he hears:
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.
BUMP...
BUMP..
BUMP..
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him
FASTER...
FASTER...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes throught his door, with the lid of the casket clapping...
clappity-BUMP.
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything,

[FONT=&quot]but all he can find is a bottle of Robitussin![/FONT]
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops!
 
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