HighMountainLodge
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We're going into our high, ski, season, and as we begin to juggle the Christmas reservations, I got to thinking about how much easier marketing would be if the biblical account of the Incarnation recorded that there had been Room in the Inn.
Being a musician as well as an innkeeper, I immediately thought of Christmas carols:
Tom
Being a musician as well as an innkeeper, I immediately thought of Christmas carols:
- Away in the 500-thread-count-crib sheets
- While Shepherds watched their flocks by night, on a 1080 plasma television with satellite feed, from their B&B room with en-suite bath
- What child is this, who's laid to rest in the one room we could afford to soundproof last August?
- O little town of Bethlehem, how still we see thee lie; there's not a guest in any-of-our inns, because the town council is composed of morons
- On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: a night's say in a B&B; On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two night's stay in a B&B. You get the pattern!
- Joy to the World! There's chocolate on my pillow!
Tom