Highlands John
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Bit of end of season sillyness, what guests say and what they mean for all you newbies.
Phone enquiry "My credit card is in my bag/car/neighbours house/teapot, I'll call you back" .............
"You're too expensive and I'm going to try and find somewhere else first"
"I'm a travel agent and I'll definitely recommend you to my clients".................
"I'd like a discount but you'll never hear from me or my clients ever again"
Phone "We can't seem to find you"..........
"We didn't read anything you sent us nor bring the directions you carefully supplied"
"What time is check-out?".........
"Our flights is not till late afternoon, we have no idea how to amuse ourselves so we want to sit in our room till 2 using your wifi "
"We need to be away sharp-ish tomorrow"
"We're going to be sitting in the breakfast room 15 minutes before official breakfast time"
Email: "Can we have a cot for our 6 month old baby?"
"We saw your website says no children but we booked anyway and now we want to test the water to spare us confrontation when we check-in"
Phone enquiry "My credit card is in my bag/car/neighbours house/teapot, I'll call you back" .............
"You're too expensive and I'm going to try and find somewhere else first"
"I'm a travel agent and I'll definitely recommend you to my clients".................
"I'd like a discount but you'll never hear from me or my clients ever again"
Phone "We can't seem to find you"..........
"We didn't read anything you sent us nor bring the directions you carefully supplied"
"What time is check-out?".........
"Our flights is not till late afternoon, we have no idea how to amuse ourselves so we want to sit in our room till 2 using your wifi "
"We need to be away sharp-ish tomorrow"
"We're going to be sitting in the breakfast room 15 minutes before official breakfast time"
Email: "Can we have a cot for our 6 month old baby?"
"We saw your website says no children but we booked anyway and now we want to test the water to spare us confrontation when we check-in"