Willowpondgj
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How do you know that your guest has overfilled your tub and the seal on the overflow has broken?
When the water starts leaking out of the live light fixtures in the ceiling of your living room on the bottom floor during breakfast.
How do you know your guest isn't going to be there for breakfast and doesn't eat breakfast, after you informed them of the breakfast hour at check-in?
When they come down in the morning to inform you after you have made everything and gotten up an hour and a half early to do it.
How do you know your guests are lighting matches and possibly smoking in your bathrooms?
When the smell comes through the vents in your bottom floor bathroom.
How do your know the guest is "bathroom jumping" in a room they haven't paid for?
When you are frantically trying to find them because noone is answering their door and water is gushing out of their bathroom and they come running out of a bathroom they haven't a reservation for.
How do you know your coffee vendor is going out of business?
When you send your guest down to the shop to buy some coffee and the sign says closed (permanently).
How do you know your guests are telling the TRUTH, when they tell you that the reputable online service they used told them they were paid in full and that there would be no extra person charges when they checked in?
When you get on the phone pretending to be a customer and they tell you that there are no extra person charges, when, in fact ,on their site and on your site, it clearly states that all prices are based on double occupancy and there are charges for extra persons.
How do you know you are having one of those days?
It all happens on the same day!
When the water starts leaking out of the live light fixtures in the ceiling of your living room on the bottom floor during breakfast.
How do you know your guest isn't going to be there for breakfast and doesn't eat breakfast, after you informed them of the breakfast hour at check-in?
When they come down in the morning to inform you after you have made everything and gotten up an hour and a half early to do it.
How do you know your guests are lighting matches and possibly smoking in your bathrooms?
When the smell comes through the vents in your bottom floor bathroom.
How do your know the guest is "bathroom jumping" in a room they haven't paid for?
When you are frantically trying to find them because noone is answering their door and water is gushing out of their bathroom and they come running out of a bathroom they haven't a reservation for.
How do you know your coffee vendor is going out of business?
When you send your guest down to the shop to buy some coffee and the sign says closed (permanently).
How do you know your guests are telling the TRUTH, when they tell you that the reputable online service they used told them they were paid in full and that there would be no extra person charges when they checked in?
When you get on the phone pretending to be a customer and they tell you that there are no extra person charges, when, in fact ,on their site and on your site, it clearly states that all prices are based on double occupancy and there are charges for extra persons.
How do you know you are having one of those days?
It all happens on the same day!