I am answering the phone this afternoon. On the fourth waste of my time I get:
A young man just called from a local company to say they offer "social media and web development." I asked him if he has seen our social media marketing online? Uh no. So you are offering me something you know nothing about? Uh no, we are calling from a list from the chamber.
I said "Buddy if you want to make any sales you may consider GOOGLING the business first and then you can discuss their needs."
I am sure he won't take my advice. Why would WE have social media marketing, a B&B? doh. I am here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress!.
I get letters all the time from a company called United Kapital offering to lend my business money.
They send so many that I used to put them in the bin, but I'm so fed up with them that now I keep them.
One day I'm going to put "Unknown at this address - return to sender" stickers on them and every time I past the post box I'll send one back.
I currently have 10.
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