If you were me...

[Madeleine]

Fawlty Towers Weekend......

Love it. comes with guaranteed abuse at the front desk and in the dining room.
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You are a Spanish waiter and you understand hardly anything in English.
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You are a Spanish waiter and you understand hardly anything in English.

I want to be Polly!
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You are Polly!
(grin)
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Are you sure? Are you sure she isn't Sybil?
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Are you sure? Are you sure she isn't Sybil?

Pretentious? Moi?

 

[Arks]

Along the lines of making the off season not quite so "off", Home_Away offers a few ideas.

 

[Country Girl]

How about a girlfriend getaway or a quilting/crafting getaway? You could set up folding tables in the living room and let them work on their projects all weekend without having to put anything away. My sister goes to a quilting getaway weekend once a year with a few friends and the innkeepers provide breakfast and lunch (at a fee), so the girls don't have to even get dressed until dinnertime.