Stuck in the middle

[Morticia]

I keep reading this title with this lyric in my head
"stuck in the middle with you...
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...".

I keep reading this title with this lyric in my head
"stuck in the middle with you...
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right..."

There you go!

 

[Jcam]

I keep reading this title with this lyric in my head
"stuck in the middle with you...
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...".

I keep reading this title with this lyric in my head
"stuck in the middle with you...
clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right..."

There you go!
.

sums up running a B&B almost perfectly

 

[Copperhead]

OK, today is their 'makeup' day. The day they changed the rez to which is the date they said they meant to make the rez for from 2 weeks ago.
Yup. They're not here.
I'm not calling or emailing this time. Game over.
Ring the bell if you ever get here but I am not setting up the room for them.
As it is I have to sleep on the couch tonight because of my cold and how loud my breathing is. Not a happy camper.
Give me strength. They are 6 hours late and just called to say they would be 'a few minutes late.'.

And so it goes!
A couple of months ago a couple from a neighboring town was to check in but called day of to say they were unable to come due to flooding in their area and they had evacuated to family near by.
I was very aware of the area that was hit and not knowing where exactly they lived offered to allow them to rebook to today. FF to today, no word from them until 4 when they called saying they would be here between 6-7. Minutes ago got the call they decided to eat dinner before checking in. They are my only guests today.... wasted!