Joey Camb
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I run on the principle of (a) they don't really want to know and (b) its none of their business anyway - I have stock answers toI think the "How's business/Have you had a good season?" questions are like the "Hey, how are you?" greetings you get when you encounter an acquaintance on the street. You answer, "Good, how are you?" or something similar rather than giving a full "organ recital" (as my aging parents refer to it). To me it's just a way of exchanging pleasantries while they are acknowledging that your business is a big part of your life. (Of course it helps that, for us at least, business has been pretty good this season....).
Likewise the "Have you been full?" questions. I doubt that they are asking if we are achieving 100% occupancy in a technical sense. You could just reply, "Better than expected," or "As full as I want to be," or something along those lines.
It's the "How long have you been here?" questions that give me an opening to recite the history (abridged version) of our property.....I had to start hedging on this one. When we had the big downturn I told guests the truth. They didn't want to hear that. So now I say, 'Great! We've had a very good season so far! Thank you for staying with us.' The only other people who ask are other innkeepers and my family. (They are still afraid I'm going to move 'back home' if this doesn't work out.)Harborfields said:I think the "How's business/Have you had a good season?" questions are like the "Hey, how are you?" greetings you get when you encounter an acquaintance on the street.
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(1) gosh your a bit young to be doing this arn't you?
(2) How long have you been here?
(3) when I say about renovations I get this question - "so have you not been here long then?" answer - money doesn't grow on trees you know
(4) Gosh you are so lucky to have such a good location - yes I made a very smart and informed business decision - the house didn't just fall on me
(5) - where are your parents? At home having their tea I would presume
(6) Is there anyone in charge I could speak to?
(7) (on a Sunday morning with 11 changes to do, 5 dishwasher loads to go on and breakfast room looks like a bomb has hit it) oh well you can have a nice rest now we are all going or will you be going home now we are all gone?
(8) and my personal favourite "oh now you've got breakfast done you've got the rest of the day to yourself isn't that nice?
And when I say - oh really pleased X won't be a problem any more -"so you're selling then?" this is always the question never oh so you are having a new one etc