Arks
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My favorite story about innkeeping was from my friend who is now retired. Her husband agreed to B & B because she wanted it. First guests arrive while he is at work. They have a ranch house ant rented the 2 kids rooms (converted to B & B) that shared a bath across the hall.You always had the best stories SS!hmmmm ... there were so many but I'll stop at three.
The Night Crawler ... creepy, skinny old man who crept into the kitchen (barely) in boxer shorts for a good night kiss ... who I almost flattened with a frying pan
The Nut ... woman who locked herself in her room ... using this ...and went ballistic screaming that someone had locked her in. My son would've LIKED to hit her with something.
The TP Thief whose suitcase burst open and a couple dozen rolls of toilet paper bounced down the stairs
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.The "toilet roll" is probably my all time favorite innkeeping story. I love that story, love it!Madeleine said:You always had the best stories SS!
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He comes home and goes to their room to change out of work clothes and comes out into the hall just as the teen daughter of the guests exits the bathroom clad in bra, panties, and towel wrapped around hair. She said hello, he said hello as they passed and then went into the kitchen to tell his wife, "I think I am going to like this B & B stuff."
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gillumhouse said:"I think I am going to like this B & B stuff."
But it's usually not a scantily-clad teenager. More likely a fat old guy in boxers and a "wife beater" undershirt.