Morticia
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awesome!The local innkeepers have all told me, "never take the bride!" I get it, but she does still need a place to stay, right?.You can take the bride, just be prepared for the entourage.TheBeachHouse said:The local innkeepers have all told me, "never take the bride!" I get it, but she does still need a place to stay, right?
They help themselves to whatever is left out, they think you're a handmaiden to the bride, whatever the bride thinks she wants you're expected to fetch it. There are 27 of them in the entourage.
You will open the door 50 times and close it 50 times (because their hands are full and their brains are empty), you will clean up whatever mess they leave behind at 3pm when they dash off because the rooms have to be ready when they come back and they've been in them all day. (You will clean them because you'll be shocked at the mess they left and never thought to mention.)
You'll learn to provide tarps for your floors because the hair spray doesn't come out, nor does the nail polish and/or remover.
You'll have emergency sewing kits on hand because buttons will pop off and hems will get stepped on and torn.
You'll be prepared to rearrange your furniture because 'it doesn't look right for the photos'.
You'll be prepared for all the wedding guests to drop in to see the couple in the morning and then help themselves to your buffet.
You'll be prepared with an answer when the roses aren't in bloom on that day, when it is suggested that providing lunch would be a great help and oh, another couple of pots ofcoffee, if you don't mind. Yes. Now.
And you will recommend, as graciously as possible, that given the amount of money they are spending, they might want to get insurance. In the event of sickness, of course, nothing else.
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we ran into it only once (yet.) The groom stayed with us and the bride was staying with us after the wedding. The groom's father brought in catered Italian food for lunch for all the 'boys.' pasta, salads, bread. Then they went to the wedding leaving all the food and plates and bottles out.
If I hadn't known the bride was coming back after the wedding, I would have left it there. But for her, I cleaned it up.
Oh yeah, and, we gave the groom a split of champagne as a gift. He and his buddies drank it before the wedding. What a bunch of clods. She never even knew about it.
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They are going in my book, BTW. The next one. The one I write as a series of loosely-related vignettes. Like that old tv show used to start out: there are a million stories in the Naked City, this is one of them.TheBeachHouse said:awesome!
we ran into it only once (yet.) The groom stayed with us and the bride was staying with us after the wedding. The groom's father brought in catered Italian food for lunch for all the 'boys.' pasta, salads, bread. Then they went to the wedding leaving all the food and plates and bottles out.
If I hadn't known the bride was coming back after the wedding, I would have left it there. But for her, I cleaned it up.
Oh yeah, and, we gave the groom a split of champagne as a gift. He and his buddies drank it before the wedding. What a bunch of clods. She never even knew about it.
(And Android doesn't like naked, either. I can write make, named or baked. Why I don't compose on the tablet... Too many censored words!)