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YellowSocks

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This has nothing to do with anything, except that I'm soooooo proud of my sister who was just named CEO of her company! And I can't stop thinking how proud my mom would be of the three of us. (My brother [with wife and kids] is a missionary in Nepal.) My mom would have had a blast bragging about all three of us!
Just sharing cuz I'm so happy for my sister (and missing my mom at the same time....).
=)
Kk.
 

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Kk, she (your Mom) and your Dad are bustin' buttons right now. What parent would not be proud of having such kids? Congratulations to your whole family!
Edited to add that yes, I know they are bustin' buttons among the angels.
 

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Wonderful news and yes they are celebrating with ya...
I was hoping for a good joke here though.....
 

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Wonderful news and yes they are celebrating with ya...
I was hoping for a good joke here though......
Copperhead said:
Wonderful news and yes they are celebrating with ya...
I was hoping for a good joke here though.....
Thanks!
In truth, I'm looking for a good punch line... maybe SweetiePie will have one!
=)
Kk.
 

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sounds awesome! what kind of company?
as for the joke ... were they all wearing yellow socks?
 

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sounds awesome! what kind of company?
as for the joke ... were they all wearing yellow socks?.
seashanty said:
sounds awesome! what kind of company?
as for the joke ... were they all wearing yellow socks?
Only the innkeeper! I think the missionary wears sandles...
It's an insurance company for transit authorities.
=)
Kk.
 

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sounds awesome! what kind of company?
as for the joke ... were they all wearing yellow socks?.
seashanty said:
sounds awesome! what kind of company?
as for the joke ... were they all wearing yellow socks?
Only the innkeeper! I think the missionary wears sandles...
It's an insurance company for transit authorities.
=)
Kk.
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YellowSocks said:
seashanty said:
sounds awesome! what kind of company?
as for the joke ... were they all wearing yellow socks?
Only the innkeeper! I think the missionary wears sandles...
It's an insurance company for transit authorities.
=)
Kk.
CEO must wear skates...???
 

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Wonderful news and yes they are celebrating with ya...
I was hoping for a good joke here though......
Copperhead said:
Wonderful news and yes they are celebrating with ya...
I was hoping for a good joke here though.....
Thanks!
In truth, I'm looking for a good punch line... maybe SweetiePie will have one!
=)
Kk.
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I'm deferring to Swirt on this one.

 

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An innkeeper, a missionary, and a CEO walk into a bar.
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
 

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What was the missionary doing in the bar? Trying to save the CEO and the Innkeeper?
 

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The missionary says, "I've heard about dens of iniquity like this. Very interesting."
The CEO says, "Hey, Bob. How're the kids? I'll have my regular!"
The innkeeper says, "Can I give you some of my cards? We're walking distance!"
=)
Kk.
 

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The CEO orders a drink. In a fit of righteous indignation, the missionary slaps it from his hand and cries, "Repent!"
The innkeeper then has to clean up the mess.
 

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Socks,
That's wonderful. Yes, I bet the buttons on the heavenly robes are bursting! Congrats to the WHOLE family!
 

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The CEO immediately buys them a round to celebrate. Just as they are about to toast, the missionary brings his hands together in prayer, knocking over his drink. Without hesitating the innkeeper screams "Go to your room"!
Congratulations to you all!!!
 

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Truth be told, the CEO and the innkeeper go into the bar, toast the missionary being half the world away, answer 16 calls on their cell phones, have six topics that they almost finish discussing before they have to get back to work.... and tell their spouses how grateful they were for the 45 minute break!
=)
Kk.
 

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As joke writers, I don't think any of us should quit our day jobs.
 
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