I battle this often where we are, as we are in the mountains, but no our b&B is not right along the Blue Ridge Parkway, it is something I have to explain clearly on all marketing, our county goes right up onto the BRP, these are mountain folk who live in this community. We are talking walking the winding hilly roads barefoot to learn to read. The movie Song Catcher? Well we have a school for mountain children - and in fact guests yesterday were discussing this, the copperheads along the road when their grandparents used to walk to school. We have two 'mountain' lakes.
But alas, when you have flatlanders from say Florida, a 10 minute drive to them is like a 45 minute to another. We deal with this with restaurants as well, driving 30-50 minutes to go to a neat restaurant is normal here, but not to them.
Maybe I should start a new thread on this topic....