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JunieBJones (JBJ)

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This is in no way to offend anyone, but since Kathleen has thick skin I will post her state's slogan here
Here is California's
The first official tourism slogan was in Virginia - which in fact NY took and ran with and made bigger. This is the 40th anniversary of Virginia is for Lovers. NY of course made theirs: I
NY
Now these funny ones might be worth selling in our gift shop areas! ha ha
 

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Those are pretty good.
 

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Gee, I thought that was Kentucky! They really have no imagination. I'm sure they could have found something better than that tired old thing if they had even a small amount of imagination. I need to read Illinois....!
 

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and some more...
Hey this relates to tourism! Really it does...
[FONT= 'times new roman']State Mottos
Alabama to Wyoming
[hr][/hr]Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alabama: Like the Third World, but Closer! (thanks to Jim Villani)
Alabama: Keeping it in the Family Since 1819 (thanks to Robert Pfaff)
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Alaska: Jeez, it's Cold.
Alaska: Yeah, But It's a Dry Cold. (thanks to Andy Hynds)
Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
Arizona: Soon To Be the Pacific Coast State (thanks to Michelle Steiner)
Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
Arkansas: Attention K-Mart Shoppers! (thanks to Mike Tamburri)
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: Now 100% John Denver Free! (thanks to John Mozena)
Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet
Connecticut: The Middle C is silent, Ca**hole. (thanks to Mike Dougherty)
Delaware: Everything is Smaller Here!
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Florida: Leave us alone, we're busy enjoying the 82 degree winter. (thanks to Gregory Seel)
Florida: Get Off of My State, You Kids! (thanks to Joe Lex)
Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
Florida: So Close, You Can Smell Fidel (thanks to Jim Villani)
Florida: More Than Just a Great Place to Die (thanks to Joe Lex)
Florida: America's Wang
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
Hawaii: Come surfing because we love your hilarious You Tube vids. (thanks to Gregory Seel)
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
Idaho: You Can Be Da Ho Next (thanks to Ken Hirlinger)
Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Indiana: Dan Quayle's Favorite Country! (thanks to Nabeel Ibrahim)
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn
Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, but That's Our Tourism Campaign
Maine: We're Really Cold, but We Have Cheap Lobster
Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
Massachusetts: Our Taxes are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Massachusetts: Now with 30% Fewer Kennedys! (thanks to Brian DiMattia)
Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
Missouri: Loves Company! (thanks to Ilene Morgan)
Montana: Land Of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else
Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
Nebraska: The "N" is for Knowledge (thanks to Chris Pultz)
Nebraska: Land of Two Seasons - Winter and Construction
Nevada: Whores and Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
New Hampshire: Just Like Old Hampshire, but Newer
New Jersey: What Smell? (thanks to James Rouse)
New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
New Mexico: Cleaner than Regular Mexico
New York: You Have the Right To Remain Silent, You Have the Right To an Attorney
North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Ohio: Where One of Your Dad's Friends Lives
Ohio: It's Not Just "Hello" in Japanese (thanks to Lara Allan)
Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
Rhode Island: Small, Yes, But We Know What to Do with It! (thanks to Joe Lex)
South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
Vermont: Yep
Vermont: Gettin' Busy with New Hampshire since 1791
Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!
Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
Wisconsin: Come Smell our Dairy Air
Wyoming: Where Men are Men (And The Sheep are Scared)[/FONT]
 

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I expected Illinois to be Land of Governors in the Slammer
(4 were in and 1 in waiting)
 

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Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto..
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
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Bree said:
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
Just quote it and you'll see it...
=)
Kk.
 

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Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto..
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
.
Bree said:
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
Just quote it and you'll see it...
=)
Kk.
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YellowSocks said:
Bree said:
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
Just quote it and you'll see it...
=)
Kk.
Ah, didn't think about doing it that was altho I was fairly certain I knew what the word was.
 

JunieBJones (JBJ)

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Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto..
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
.
Bree said:
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
Just quote it and you'll see it...
=)
Kk.
.
YellowSocks said:
Bree said:
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
Just quote it and you'll see it...
=)
Kk.
Ah, didn't think about doing it that was altho I was fairly certain I knew what the word was.
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Bree said:
YellowSocks said:
Bree said:
JunieBJones (JBJ) said:
Wow Steve your filter is pretty good it caught Nevada's motto.
Which I'm now going to have to go look up.
Just quote it and you'll see it...
=)
Kk.
Ah, didn't think about doing it that was altho I was fairly certain I knew what the word was.
Funny/strange part is that is promoting the state not a bad word, like most of us think it is.
 
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