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May 22, 2008
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I got this in an e-mail from an old guy who is an alum of the old high school here. He bugs me if I have not given an update of what is happening in the city for him to send to his address book - appropriately attributed to me as owner of the B & B in town.
5:51 PM
Subject: New Romance Novel
He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice, close to my ear.
"Just relax. . . "
Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing and moving upward along my calves, slowly, but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and I partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage and I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine.

Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge.
A man not used to taking "no" for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say . . . .
"Okay, ma'am," said a voice. "All done." My eyes snapped open and he was standing in front of me, smiling, holding out my purse. "You can board your flight now."
Meh, I personally think if you don't like the security then just stay home, or drive.
Meh, I personally think if you don't like the security then just stay home, or drive..
It would be a long swim to get to Germany. The highway does not go there and the tunnel has not been built. If I want to see my cousin I have no options. I only have a month so a row boat won't work. We have been programmed to accept whatever we are told to do - period. 9-11 achieved its goal. Freedom from search and siezure no longer exists. Not being political here - just stating a fact. There is an entire list of things I cannot take with me and if I miss something on that list, it WILL be siezed.
This was originally meant to be a funny.