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Senior Dress Code
Many of us you over 50, WAY over 50, or on the way to 50 are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashion.
In spite of what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots.
12. Short shorts and varicose veins.
13. Inline skates and a walker..
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion for the older folks....
14. Thongs and Depends.
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop
 

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You missed the bald head with long ponytail.
Short shorts and thunder thighs
sleeveless blouses or tank tops with flying squirrels.
size xl t-shirts on a 4x beer gut
jeans with waistbands halfway down the belly with a 4 inch jelly roll hanging over and plumber's butt if bending over or sitting down (and THAT goes for ANY age!!!)
 

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You missed the bald head with long ponytail.
Short shorts and thunder thighs
sleeveless blouses or tank tops with flying squirrels.
size xl t-shirts on a 4x beer gut
jeans with waistbands halfway down the belly with a 4 inch jelly roll hanging over and plumber's butt if bending over or sitting down (and THAT goes for ANY age!!!).
gillumhouse said:
jeans with waistbands halfway down the belly with a 4 inch jelly roll hanging over and plumber's butt if bending over or sitting down (and THAT goes for ANY age!!!)
Of course with today's fashions, you won't see the plumber's crack due to the underwear - I will need to remind DH, who hates this new fashion statement, that we can be thankful for small (or sometimes large) favors!!!

 

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