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Does anyone have a humorous article they can post or point me to on Guest Road Rage? I would like to blog this phenomena (without being too serious).
They just left smiling fed fat and happy, so to speak, having thoroughly enjoyed their stay. This was NOT the same couple that arrived last night, that called from the road ready to kill someone.
It is a gorgeous fall day - the skies could not be bluer, the trees are flashy strutting their stuff.
 

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ok, I do not have any stories but I am nosey. I wanna read your blog
 

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ROAD RAGE JOKE
A father, who worked away from home all week, always made a special effort with his family at the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would take his daughter out for a drive in the car.
One particular Sunday however, he was so full of cold that he really didn't feel like driving at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and decided that for this week she would take their daughter out.
They returned just before lunch and the little girl ran upstairs to see her father.
"Well" the father asked, "did you enjoy your ride with mummy?"
"Oh yes Daddy" the girl replied, "and do you know what... we didn't see a single bastard!"
 

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MINI COOPER ENVY
A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Mini Cooper rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Mini Cooper!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."
The driver of the Mini Cooper says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Mini Cooper!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Mini Cooper says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Mini Cooper!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Mini Cooper says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Mini Cooper!" Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.
The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Mini Cooper, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Mini Cooper parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Mini Cooper.
When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet. "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.
The driver of the Mini Cooper looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS?"
 

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MINI COOPER ENVY
A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Mini Cooper rolls down his window and shouts to the driver of the Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Mini Cooper!"
The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes I have a phone."
The driver of the Mini Cooper says, "Cool! Hey, you got a fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back seat of my Mini Cooper!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes, I have a refrigerator."
The driver of the Mini Cooper says, "That's great, man! Hey, you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in the back seat of my Mini Cooper!"
The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"
The driver of the Mini Cooper says, "Very cool car! Hey, you got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of my Mini Cooper!" Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer, where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in the back of the Rolls.
The next morning, the driver of the Rolls picked up the car, and the bed looked superb, complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was clearly a bed fit for a Rolls Royce.
So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the Mini Cooper, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night, he finds the Mini Cooper parked, with all the windows fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls got out and knocked on the Mini Cooper.
When there wasn't any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet. "I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce," the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.
The driver of the Mini Cooper looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS?".
Joey Bloggs said:
The driver of the Mini Cooper looked at him and said, "You got me out of the shower to tell me THIS?"
Laughing my head off! (Ooh, my stitches!)
Love it!
=)
Kk.
 
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