TRUE STORY:
Well, I worked all day at the guesthouse doing little jobs (added a second electrical outlet in one of the bathrooms, painted orange stripes on some steps out back that might have tripped somebody, successfully removed a blood stain (my own) from a sheet...don't ever make a bed with a cut on your finger...yes, cut myself putting in the electrical outlet).
Then I headed home and opened an ice cold Arkansas-made beer. Then another.
Then I saw this thread with the title "still for sale" and thought, yes, I'd love to buy a still and make my own moonshine. I figured it was a post by Kathleen in West Virginia, since I think of that, like Arkansas, as a land of stills and moonshine. Clicked the link and then remembered what we're talking about here!.