The Chicken and the Egg - mildly adult

[seashanty]

[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The chicken and the egg are lying in bed, having just, well, you know... [/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The chicken has a smile, sighs, turns over and immediately falls asleep. [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Meanwhile the egg is turning over and over and over feeling rather restless, and mutters to herself:[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]"Well, this sure answers THAT question once and for all!"[/COLOR]

 

[Breakfast Diva]

Very cute!

 

[Proud Texan]

Are you saying the egg faked it?

 

[Breakfast Diva]

Are you saying the egg faked it?.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

 

[The Farmers Daughter]

Are you saying the egg faked it?.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

 

[egoodell]

Are you saying the egg faked it?.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...

 

[Proud Texan]

Are you saying the egg faked it?.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...

Hey, I can take a yolk.

 

[egoodell]

Are you saying the egg faked it?.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...

Hey, I can take a yolk.
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...

Hey, I can take a yolk.

egg-zactly!

 

[wendydk]

Are you saying the egg faked it?.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...

Hey, I can take a yolk.
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...

Hey, I can take a yolk.

egg-zactly!
.

This is all a little egg-streme!

 

[Don Draper]

I love this type of eggistential question...

 

[Proud Texan]

Omelet someone else make all the egg jokes.

 

[wendydk]

Omelet someone else make all the egg jokes..

egg-zactly!

 

[The Farmers Daughter]

Are you saying the egg faked it?.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...

Hey, I can take a yolk.
.

Are you saying the egg faked it?

She might have been an egg substitute

Don't egg him on...

He's now got egg on his face...

Hey, I can take a yolk.

egg-zactly!
.

Ha! The yokes on you.

 

[Proud Texan]

Omelet someone else make all the egg jokes..

egg-zactly!
.

egg-zactly!

You poached that line from egoodell!

 

[wendydk]

Omelet someone else make all the egg jokes..

egg-zactly!
.

egg-zactly!

You poached that line from egoodell!
.

Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend!

 

[The Farmers Daughter]

Omelet someone else make all the egg jokes..

egg-zactly!
.

egg-zactly!

You poached that line from egoodell!
.

Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend!
.

Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend!

Perhaps you need some coddling.

 

[wendydk]

Omelet someone else make all the egg jokes..

egg-zactly!
.

egg-zactly!

You poached that line from egoodell!
.

Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend!
.

Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend!

Perhaps you need some coddling.
.

This is getting eggs-asperating!

 

[Samster]

Some of the responses are a little hard boiled!
This was the something eggs-tra that I needed today

 

[wendydk]

Some of the responses are a little hard boiled!
This was the something eggs-tra that I needed today .

Don't get too egg-cited!!

 

[gillumhouse]

I think we are all getting a little "cracked".