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[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The chicken and the egg are lying in bed, having just, well, you know... [/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The chicken has a smile, sighs, turns over and immediately falls asleep. [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Meanwhile the egg is turning over and over and over feeling rather restless, and mutters to herself:[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]"Well, this sure answers THAT question once and for all!"[/COLOR]
 

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Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
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Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
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The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
 

Proud Texan

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Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
.
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
.
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
.
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
 

egoodell

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Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
.
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
.
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
.
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
.
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
egg-zactly!
 

wendydk

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Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
.
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
.
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
.
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
.
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
egg-zactly!
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This is all a little egg-streme!
 

The Farmers Daughter

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Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
.
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
.
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
.
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
.
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
She might have been an egg substitute
Don't egg him on...
He's now got egg on his face...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
egg-zactly!
.
Ha! The yokes on you.
 

The Farmers Daughter

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Omelet someone else make all the egg jokes..
egg-zactly!
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Little Blue said:
egg-zactly!
You poached that line from egoodell!
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Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend! :)
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Little Blue said:
Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend! :)
Perhaps you need some coddling.
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This is getting eggs-asperating!
 

Samster

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Some of the responses are a little hard boiled!
This was the something eggs-tra that I needed today :)
 

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I think we are all getting a little "cracked".
 
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