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[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The chicken and the egg are lying in bed, having just, well, you know... [/COLOR][COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]The chicken has a smile, sighs, turns over and immediately falls asleep. [/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]Meanwhile the egg is turning over and over and over feeling rather restless, and mutters to herself:[/COLOR]
[COLOR= rgb(51, 51, 51)]"Well, this sure answers THAT question once and for all!"[/COLOR]
 
Very cute!
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The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?.
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Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
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She might have been an egg substitute
.
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Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
.
Click to expand...
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
 
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egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Click to expand...
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
.
Click to expand...
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
.
Click to expand...
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
.
Click to expand...
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
Click to expand...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
 
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Click to expand...
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
.
Click to expand...
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
.
Click to expand...
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
.
Click to expand...
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
Click to expand...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
.
Click to expand...
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
Click to expand...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
Click to expand...
egg-zactly!
 
egoodell said:
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Click to expand...
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
.
Click to expand...
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
.
Click to expand...
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
.
Click to expand...
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
Click to expand...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
.
Click to expand...
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
Click to expand...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
Click to expand...
egg-zactly!
.
Click to expand...
This is all a little egg-streme!
 
egoodell said:
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?.
Click to expand...
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
.
Click to expand...
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
.
Click to expand...
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
.
Click to expand...
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
Click to expand...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
.
Click to expand...
Proud Texan said:
egoodell said:
The Farmers Daughter said:
Breakfast Diva said:
Proud Texan said:
Are you saying the egg faked it?
Click to expand...
She might have been an egg substitute
Click to expand...
Don't egg him on...
Click to expand...
He's now got egg on his face...
Click to expand...
Hey, I can take a yolk.
Click to expand...
egg-zactly!
.
Click to expand...
Ha! The yokes on you.
 
The Farmers Daughter said:
Little Blue said:
Proud Texan said:
Little Blue said:
Proud Texan said:
Omelet someone else make all the egg jokes..
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egg-zactly!
.
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Little Blue said:
egg-zactly!
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You poached that line from egoodell!
.
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Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend! :)
.
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Little Blue said:
Guess my brain was "scrambled" from the stressful weekend! :)
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Perhaps you need some coddling.
.
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This is getting eggs-asperating!
 

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