The Difference between a normal home and an Inn is...

[JBloggs]

Innteractive Inns Blog article idea, might be a TOP TEN list
Looking for one liners. Can be humorous and witty. If you want credit given to you/your inn for the comment, please let me know at the time you post the one liner here. Similar to "You know you're an innkeeper if..."
"The difference between a normal home and an Inn is...finding stranger's lingerie in bed is not grounds for divorce"
(I might tweak the title, this is just for starters...have fun you clever and funny innmates!)

 

[Alibi Ike]

Lots of people are eating pancakes in the dining room and no one is yelling, 'Mom!'

 

[Tom]

Your bathroom is well supplied with partially used rolls of toilet paper.

 

[Breakfast Diva]

Answering the phone by saying "hello" is a weird concept.

 

[birdwatcher]

Having three or four kinds of jellies and syrups is the norm

 

[gillumhouse]

If a light is left on, you don't pitch a fit.

 

[birdwatcher]

Be vewwwy vewwwy quiet-there are guests in the house....!shhhhhhhhhh

 

[Samster]

The difference between having an inn and a "normal" home is you can have different people sleeping in your guest rooms every night.

 

[JBloggs]

Keep em comin!
How about "We encourage people to sleep around" haha

 

[gillumhouse]

Keep em comin!
How about "We encourage people to sleep around" haha.

A hotel chain already uses that one.

 

[Penelope]

You have a mortgage for a $500,000 house, but only live in $10,000 of it.

 

[Alibi Ike]

A strange man tells you he's hot and you don't panic, you just show him where the thermostat is in his room.

 

[Country Girl]

You have rooms in your house that you never go into, except to clean.

 

[Gingerbread Latte]

Just guessing here but ~
You don't cook breakfast for your OWN family?

 

[Tom]

Just guessing here but ~
You don't cook breakfast for your OWN family?.

Laugh! But I'll save out a sausage and a bit of hash browns for DW; she has to cook her own egg.

 

[MTLLodge]

A strange man tells you he's hot and you don't panic, you just show him where the thermostat is in his room..

A strange man tells you he's hot and you don't panic, you just show him where the thermostat is in his room.

This is good!

 

[The Tipsy Butler]

I have to put on more than a T shirt before I walk through my own house at bed time to do a final lights / music / temperature check.