The torch has now been passed to BD, FD must be jumping for joy!.
Joe Bloggs said:
The torch has now been passed to BD, FD must be jumping for joy!
Not so fast everybody! I'm still hanging onto the crown for the time being.
After a very LONG run of great guests, we just had this woman's twin sister from hell the other night and a few minor doozies this weekend also.
Our place is so incredibly easy to find, it makes me shake my head when we get the types that:
a.) Refuse to bring the map & directions we provide with each confirmation whether it be mailed or emailed as a .pdf
b.) Are so infatuated with their GPS unit that they ignore the map & directions we provide and won't call for an hour until they've made themselves even more lost and more frustrated.
c.) Once finally here thanks to our gentle phone guidance, they act all indignant like we moved the frickin' house or something just to spite THEM. Like we really want that grief...
d.) Despite our best efforts to smooth it all over and bend over backwards to "kill 'em with kindness", they cop attitude over everything, and want to share their misery with anybody within a mile of here.
Thankfully, she was only a one nighter and her cute, little, browbeaten husband was a complete joy and is probably plotting her demise as we speak.
The others have been plenty "nice" but one, downloaded several hundred megatbytes worth of movies, music, etc.. and triggered our FAP, so every computer task until tomorrow when the bandwidth resets is taking ten times as long.
We'd up our limit but the monthly added cost is huge and it only happens a couple of times per year, so we live with it.
Another lit something in his room and put a rolled up wad of burnt paper and wooden stick matches down the toilet that still hadn't flushed when I did the fluff. Yanked it out to spare the septic system.
The third left a dripping wet facecloth on the nightstand and about six sweaty glasses all over, not a one on a freakin' coaster. The old coaster law of averages is still in full force here. When they move a flippin' coaster to put something wet on a table, nightstand, we know just what kind of people they are in most all other departments.
Room four's guests broke the ceramic soap dispenser, but not only lceaned up all the mess, but came and told us first thing at breakfast about it. Otherwise, these three sisters have been a real pleasure and some of our most interesting guests in months.
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