here is his review:
The check in time for the (B&B name withheld) is 3.00 to 6.00. We arrived at 5.45 after a 350 mile 7 hour drive to find the place locked up. There was a note on the door to say that the owner was out for a while and we should ring the number on the paper. That's all very well but a British V odafone doesn't work in the US. I asked the next door neighbour if there was a public phone in (that town). There isn't! He let me use his cellphone but the number was unobtainable so we went back and sat on the balcony with the cans of Coke that he kindly gave us. An hour passed and then a couple came out of the front door. They had a Blackberry and tried the number again but couldn't get through. They then realised that there is a 3 digit code to put in first! How were we meant to know that? Eventually they managed to leave a voicemail meassge and let us into the lounge. Nearly an hour later the owner, (Name withheld), the owner, turned up. He was very apologetic and said that he had been on his boat and had left a deputy manager in cherge. It turns out that she had sent away a couple with children earlier thinking that they were us and then cleared off and locked up. Can't she read? If they hadn't had children then they would have been given our room, a room which had already been paid for. It ended well but it should not have happened in the first place.
(Owner name withheld) took us up to the room but I wasn't too impressed. The shower head had white salts deposited on it showing that it hadn't been cleaned in months if not years. The fiitings were rusting. The corners of the shower cubicle were black with mould. There were signs of mould on the wall. The paint was flaking. The pipework around the sink was covered in dust, the towels had a musty smell to them, need i go on? (Owner name withheld) is a real nice bloke but he does need to slap some paint and some cleaning agent around the place.
For the quality of the room and compared with other B&B;s that we have stayed at this was far too expensive but par for the course in (That town). If you want to eat out in this town then make sure you have a fat wallet! If i had known earlier what I know now I would have given the (B&B Name withheld) a miss and (That town) a wide berth.
Note from me - this couple actually told me how they liked the trust the American Innkeepers show by allowing self checkins, this is not what they meant!