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Morticia

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August is always really silly season around here. But this one beat them all...
Phone rings, I answer and guy on the other end says, 'We can't get in.' OK, but the doorbell didn't ring so I'm not exactly sure where he is. I walk into the office and see him standing outside with 5 other people. Hmmmm. I keep walking figuring this is going to be easier in person than on the phone.
I get to the door and there is a 20-something on a phone, but not the person who is talking to me. She is just standing directly outside the door. I open the door and ask if she is with the other people? She looks up from the phone and says, 'Yeah.' I say, 'Let's go find out where you need to be.' 'Yeah.'
In the meantime, I am still talking to the guy on the phone. I wave at them and an older woman points at me and yells, 'She opened the door, go ask her!'
I go over to the group and ask what they are looking for because they are not booked in here. They are trying to get into the restaurant. Again I ask, 'What restaurant?' They don't know but they are SURE it is somewhere in my house!
Next thing I know I am handed another phone and am talking to the person who made the reservation at the restaurant (which is still not here, oh BTW). Finally, the person on the phone, after giving me all kinds of reasons why it was so hard to give directions to the restaurant ('The internet is so confusing.') I get out of her where the want to be. About 50 feet from where they are all standing arguing with me and each other.
I point at the building they want and tell them to just get back in the car, exit my driveway and pull into the NEXT driveway. They want to stay parked here. I tell them, 'No, you need to park over there, they have lots of parking.' The guy keeps saying to me, 'We passed that place already.' And I keep telling him, 'Yes, you did, but that's where you have to go.'
I come back in the house and see them leave and then proceed to forget them. Then, Gomez says, 'What where they looking for?' I tell him and he says when I came back in the house the older woman started shaking her fist and yelling at the guy who called me. Then, even tho I told them where they wanted to be, pointed directly at the driveway, they went to McD's. I didn't know McD's took reservations...
So glad they are not staying here, it was like herding cats.
 

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Oh my goodness, that had me laughing out loud. You are so nice to help them, when clearly they have no idea how to help themselves!
My ENTIRE house has been here ALL night...everyone at the end of a 3, 4, or 5 night stay and they all blew their wad...I think it was McD's all the way around. At least they are entertaining themselves.
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
 

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Oh my goodness, that had me laughing out loud. You are so nice to help them, when clearly they have no idea how to help themselves!
My ENTIRE house has been here ALL night...everyone at the end of a 3, 4, or 5 night stay and they all blew their wad...I think it was McD's all the way around. At least they are entertaining themselves.
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
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Luckily for me, the heartburn issues I had earlier in the summer are gone so I am now able to have a few drinks with dinner. If I could just convince Gomez that dinnertime is now at 3 PM!
 

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All the times I wished for my B&B to be on "Main Street" just came back to haunt me while reading this post and laughing. Maybe there are some good aspects of being off the beaten path and people calling to say they can't find my street.
 

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Oh my goodness, that had me laughing out loud. You are so nice to help them, when clearly they have no idea how to help themselves!
My ENTIRE house has been here ALL night...everyone at the end of a 3, 4, or 5 night stay and they all blew their wad...I think it was McD's all the way around. At least they are entertaining themselves.
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
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Rupert said:
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
The doctor has got me on some drugs to get me over the "East Texas Crud" no bourbon for me.

 

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Oh my goodness, that had me laughing out loud. You are so nice to help them, when clearly they have no idea how to help themselves!
My ENTIRE house has been here ALL night...everyone at the end of a 3, 4, or 5 night stay and they all blew their wad...I think it was McD's all the way around. At least they are entertaining themselves.
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
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Rupert said:
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
The doctor has got me on some drugs to get me over the "East Texas Crud" no bourbon for me.

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I am truly sorry for your loss

My allergies have been out of sight this year, often the sinus headaches keeping me up all night. So I've devised my own "B&B" that seems to be doing the trick to get me to sleep and keep me to sleep: Bourbon & Benadryl! Just gotta take it early enough that I can still wake up at 5:45.
 

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All I can say politely is "OH MY" ....what you have to deal with...no wonder you have heartburn :-(
 

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Rupes you are on a roll I tell ya. "B&B" really stands for Bourbon and Benadryl?
 

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All I can say politely is "OH MY" ....what you have to deal with...no wonder you have heartburn :-(.
catlady said:
All I can say politely is "OH MY" ....what you have to deal with...no wonder you have heartburn :-(
Heartburn has all but cleared up. I think it was exacerbated by a new allergy med which I have stopped taking.
 

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Oh my goodness, that had me laughing out loud. You are so nice to help them, when clearly they have no idea how to help themselves!
My ENTIRE house has been here ALL night...everyone at the end of a 3, 4, or 5 night stay and they all blew their wad...I think it was McD's all the way around. At least they are entertaining themselves.
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
.
Rupert said:
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
The doctor has got me on some drugs to get me over the "East Texas Crud" no bourbon for me.

.
I am truly sorry for your loss

My allergies have been out of sight this year, often the sinus headaches keeping me up all night. So I've devised my own "B&B" that seems to be doing the trick to get me to sleep and keep me to sleep: Bourbon & Benadryl! Just gotta take it early enough that I can still wake up at 5:45.
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Rupert said:
my own "B&B": Bourbon & Benadryl!
Another innkeeper tagline!!

You crack me up!
 

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Oh my goodness, that had me laughing out loud. You are so nice to help them, when clearly they have no idea how to help themselves!
My ENTIRE house has been here ALL night...everyone at the end of a 3, 4, or 5 night stay and they all blew their wad...I think it was McD's all the way around. At least they are entertaining themselves.
I am taking my bourbon on the rocks and putting myself to bed now. Tomorrow is another day in paradise!
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Luckily for me, the heartburn issues I had earlier in the summer are gone so I am now able to have a few drinks with dinner. If I could just convince Gomez that dinnertime is now at 3 PM!
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A cool Summer drink....New Age wine (from Argentina) over ice with lime and maybe a few slices of strawberries. It's almost like a white sangria. It's very refreshing and light....
 
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