Morticia
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You know this guest...s/he walks in the door and starts firing off questions and comments faster than you can respond:
- Why is check-in at 5 PM? (ask this 5 times in succession while innkeeper is explaining to your husband how to get back in the house.)
- You did a lot of renovation here? (ask this while innkeeper is trying to explain that check-in is not simply AT 5 PM, but that is the time you CHOSE to arrive.)
- Where are you from? (ask this while innkeeper is trying to explain breakfast.)
- This place is lovely. (say that while innkeeper is telling you where she is from.)
- Why are you doing this? (ask this while the innkeeper is thanking you for the compliment.)
- Where do we eat breakfast? (ask this while standing in an OBVIOUS dining room.)
- Where should we eat dinner? (ask this 2 minutes after you come in the door and all the previous questions are piling up.)
- What time do the stores close? We should eat first or shop first? Is this place still there? Is it any good? Would you go there? Do they have a restaurant at the big hotel? Is it any good? It's very expensive, isn't it?