Samster
Well-known member
Welcome back, Tipsy! We missed you! Take care of yourself....
You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger ****s than she did.You are not even close!!! Be careful, you would not want to make Swirt blush!I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me..
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.Proud Texan said:I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.![]()
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.Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?gillumhouse said:She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
.REAL WOMEN have curves!Bree said:Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?gillumhouse said:She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!![]()
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.gillumhouse said:I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
Used to be 36C. Now you're a 38 Long?!![]()
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I had one gentleman this morning who ate half of his fresh peach fruit crisp & then inform my server (dh) to tell me not to serve him a plate...he NEVER eats breakfast and it was an exception that he even ate what he did!I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me..
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.Proud Texan said:I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.![]()
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Don't ya just love it when they tell you AFTER you've gotten up early and cooked them a wonderful full breakfast.Samster said:I had one gentleman this morning who ate half of his fresh peach fruit crisp & then inform my server (dh) to tell me not to serve him a plate...he NEVER eats breakfast and it was an exception that he even ate what he did!
Actually it was fine - the main course was blueberry waffles & sausage links. My dh had a really nice breakfast & I didn't have to listen to, "Is there any good breakfast for me???"I had one gentleman this morning who ate half of his fresh peach fruit crisp & then inform my server (dh) to tell me not to serve him a plate...he NEVER eats breakfast and it was an exception that he even ate what he did!I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me..
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.Proud Texan said:I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.![]()
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.Don't ya just love it when they tell you AFTER you've gotten up early and cooked them a wonderful full breakfast.Samster said:I had one gentleman this morning who ate half of his fresh peach fruit crisp & then inform my server (dh) to tell me not to serve him a plate...he NEVER eats breakfast and it was an exception that he even ate what he did!
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I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me..
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.Proud Texan said:I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.![]()
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.Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?gillumhouse said:She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
.REAL WOMEN have curves!Bree said:Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?gillumhouse said:She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!![]()
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I have an hourglass figure... it just happens to be three hours instead of one.gillumhouse said:I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger ****s than she did.You are not even close!!! Be careful, you would not want to make Swirt blush!I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me..
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.Proud Texan said:I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.![]()
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.Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?gillumhouse said:She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
.REAL WOMEN have curves!Bree said:Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?gillumhouse said:She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!![]()
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.gillumhouse said:I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
Used to be 36C. Now you're a 38 Long?!![]()
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GlutesProud Texan said:You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger ****s than she did.
You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger ****s than she did.You are not even close!!! Be careful, you would not want to make Swirt blush!I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me..
Now that is funny. I had one here last night for a big fashion gala. (not a cat, a model - now fashion designer but still acts like the model she used to be) The table of 10 plus 2 in the cottage devoured their food. She didn't eat even one bite. I have never ever had a guest not eat anything at all from their plate. I didn't take it personal since the other guests enjoyed theirs. She drank coffee.Proud Texan said:I'd rather spend the day with no cats and good movies. But that's just me.
Actually, I'd rather spend the day with a super model, but DW won't let me.![]()
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.Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?gillumhouse said:She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!
.REAL WOMEN have curves!Bree said:Yeah, what is it with women who don't eat?gillumhouse said:She can keep her figure. I will eat her food!!! Bring it on!![]()
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.gillumhouse said:I DO have REAL WOMAN curves!!! ( ) instead of ) (
Used to be 36C. Now you're a 38 Long?!![]()
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.GlutesProud Texan said:You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger ****s than she did.
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Nah! They call 'em man ****s. "Glutes" implies musculature.JunieBJones (JBJ) said:GlutesProud Texan said:You think you have problems, DW and I were laughing today because I told her I had bigger ****s than she did.