Do you offer a senior discount?
I ask as I am secretly here to post something from our paper that is too funny. There is a special insert today called "Senior Living" and in this living section there is a big ad for a cemetery and mausoleum that says:
Mountain View Memorial Park
25% OFF Senior Citizen Appreciation
(*No other discounts apply)
Mind you within the 8 pages of this insert there is indeed a large ad on every single page for a different funeral home and crematory. This is the only with a COUPON and boasting a Senior Appreciation Discount. I am sure they are appreciative of all the seniors - keeps business booming.
What a horrible Senior Living section, horrible!!! They tell you to stop by today to get your discount. Feet first?
I ask as I am secretly here to post something from our paper that is too funny. There is a special insert today called "Senior Living" and in this living section there is a big ad for a cemetery and mausoleum that says:
Mountain View Memorial Park
25% OFF Senior Citizen Appreciation
(*No other discounts apply)
Mind you within the 8 pages of this insert there is indeed a large ad on every single page for a different funeral home and crematory. This is the only with a COUPON and boasting a Senior Appreciation Discount. I am sure they are appreciative of all the seniors - keeps business booming.
What a horrible Senior Living section, horrible!!! They tell you to stop by today to get your discount. Feet first?