ukmaineiac
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A pregnant woman and her other half left behind a paternity test kit.
Yes, but even I am not that wide a load! They were special orderedWere the undies from WV?Huge pair of panties draped over a blade of the bedroom ceiling fan. But the guests were innkeepers so what could I expect!.Gee that is kinda weird.Arks said:Huge pair of panties draped over a blade of the bedroom ceiling fan. But the guests were innkeepers so what could I expect!
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Or a pair of men's briefs.Were the undies from WV?Huge pair of panties draped over a blade of the bedroom ceiling fan. But the guests were innkeepers so what could I expect!.Gee that is kinda weird.Arks said:Huge pair of panties draped over a blade of the bedroom ceiling fan. But the guests were innkeepers so what could I expect!
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.It would have been even weirder if there were a pair left by each one of us!Sugar Bear said:Were the undies from WV?
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[h2]A vibrator. An industrial-grade sex toy the size of a military assault pistol, along with an instruction manual that would make the authors of the Kama Sutra blush. I have a pretty good imagination, but I can't tell you the number of times I turned the page and thought to myself, "I never would have thought of that...."
When you turned it on, one end of it glowed blue, and according to the manual, it had more attachments than a Kirby vacuum cleaner.
Alas, the guests took those, along with the battery charger, with them when they left. They never called for it, though I sometimes wonder if the NSA might have a satellite trained on our lost-and-found box, since it seems like such a horrifyingly subversive, if efficient, appliance.
Tom.
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