Things you shouldn't do while cooking breakfast...
Wear a cowl neck blouse
Explanation as follows:
Guests are seated at the table enjoying their first course. Innkeeper is in the kitchen preparing the main. She is multi-tasking, of course, because she is an innkeeper and that is what they do, right? She is simultaneously cooking to serve them hot:
She stirs the eggs, flips the 4 pancakes on the griddle, tests the sausage to make sure it is cooked through and piping hot...then...here it is folks...then, the innkeeper wearing the cowl neck blouse reaches over for her little tub of yoplait that she put blueberries in earlier so she doesn't pass out and neglect to eat again - reaches over for a quick spoonful. She thought she knew where her mouth was as she stretches over to grab the spoonful and it dribbles right off her lips into the dark brown cowl neck of the blouse. Meanwhile, guest from FLA decides to "Pop in" to the kitchen to ask "What is the history of this house?"
Wear a cowl neck blouse
Explanation as follows:
Guests are seated at the table enjoying their first course. Innkeeper is in the kitchen preparing the main. She is multi-tasking, of course, because she is an innkeeper and that is what they do, right? She is simultaneously cooking to serve them hot:
- scrambled eggs
- pecan pancakes
- sausage patties
She stirs the eggs, flips the 4 pancakes on the griddle, tests the sausage to make sure it is cooked through and piping hot...then...here it is folks...then, the innkeeper wearing the cowl neck blouse reaches over for her little tub of yoplait that she put blueberries in earlier so she doesn't pass out and neglect to eat again - reaches over for a quick spoonful. She thought she knew where her mouth was as she stretches over to grab the spoonful and it dribbles right off her lips into the dark brown cowl neck of the blouse. Meanwhile, guest from FLA decides to "Pop in" to the kitchen to ask "What is the history of this house?"