Running the risk of being offensive....BUT...why....oh WHY??? Even with years of experience....?

[The Farmers Daughter]

Can some men still not hit the toilet???? I stopped cleaning specifically to write this post. I am so aggravated.
There is a bullseye .... I mean ...right there!!! for crying out loud....are toilet manufactures not making them big enough? Sorry for the rant, but there is no excuse to pee on my wall.....

or my floor...grrrrrr.

 

[Willowpondgj]

God bless the sitters!

 

[wendydk]

OMG, that is just the giggle I needed on a busy Friday morning....

 

[muirford]

My DH has offered his input - install a urinal. I believe that is what we will have if we are ever able to have our dream bathroom. Or, at least, his dream bathroom. My dream will be separate bathrooms.

 

[JBloggs]

A tall guest?

 

[JBloggs]

or an old guest?

 

[YellowSocks]

I don't believe a urinal would result in cleaner walls....

 

[JBloggs]

a small toilet?

 

[JBloggs]

a small bathroom?

 

[Mr.Design]

I don't believe a urinal would result in cleaner walls.....

Yup, just a dirtier floor! YUCK!

 

[Don Draper]

Be grateful...our housekeepers have already found the remnants when men or women miss on #2!!! Gross.

 

[user 26]

ban men from the bathroom! make them pee outdoors! (just kidding) i really have no answer. maybe in a hurry or careless. one office restroom i used every day had a black handprint on the wall over the toilet tank. i guess that's where someone leaned his hand on the wall for support.

 

[Morticia]

My DH has offered his input - install a urinal. I believe that is what we will have if we are ever able to have our dream bathroom. Or, at least, his dream bathroom. My dream will be separate bathrooms..

Hubs wants a urinal, too. And he's a really neat and tidy guy. He justs thinks it would be A) Cool and B) Cool.

 

[muirford]

My DH has offered his input - install a urinal. I believe that is what we will have if we are ever able to have our dream bathroom. Or, at least, his dream bathroom. My dream will be separate bathrooms..

Hubs wants a urinal, too. And he's a really neat and tidy guy. He justs thinks it would be A) Cool and B) Cool.
.

Hubs wants a urinal, too. And he's a really neat and tidy guy. He justs thinks it would be A) Cool and B) Cool.

My DH is pretty tidy, also. Maybe more than me. He likes a target, though!

 

[Proud Texan]

Why can't people keep their nasty dirty butt cracks of the seats?

Cleaning that off is worse than cleaning pee of the walls. I have latrine duty, so I get both. yuk. People, not just men, are nasty.

 

[SweetiePie]

What is that saying, "They come, they stay, they

, they go away." It's just part of the job.

 

[Morticia]

What is that saying, "They come, they stay, they

, they go away." It's just part of the job..

What is that saying, "They come, they stay, they

, they go away." It's just part of the job.

They pay, they stay, they spray, they go away.

 

[SweetiePie]

Good one Bree. I was referring to #2 but didn't know if it was acceptable.

 

[Willowpondgj]

Good one Bree. I was referring to #2 but didn't know if it was acceptable..

So was she!

 

[SweetiePie]

Eee

wwww!