The Farmers Daughter said:
Miss Congeniality intercepted me this afternoon when i returned from grocery shopping. She approached my car and seeing the bags of groceries barks 'Got toilet tissue in there? We need more in our room!'.
My head is in the car pulling bags out and although I heard her, I didn't immediately respond. So she ups the volumn....
HELLOOOOOOOO? I'm talking to you!!!
Toilet tissue!...In our room.....Can you do that?
I wonder if a double roll of 2 ply will fit in that big mouth of hers. I can not wait til this woman leaves...counting down the minutes....
Oh my. I am channeling Basil Fawlty now...Toilet tissue? Toilet tissue? You need toilet tissue in your room right now? Would that be at this very moment you ungrateful cow? Toilet tissue. (fumbling around in the car) Ah, yes, toilet tissue (Basil starts piling it into the woman's arms) Would this be enough toilet tissue for your oversized bum? You need MORE toilet tissue? (starts throwing it at her as she backs away)
Sybil in the background yelling, 'Basil! Basil!'
Hey, you're not unknowingly on some TV show are you? This is beyond rude, this is bordering on scripted.