Yes, where does it all seem to go? Even with multiple boxes of kleenex in each room also.
I'm here nearly 24/7 and can't go through half a roll in a week even with a steady diet of spicy New Mexican food.
Don't remember if I ever shared the Memorial Day Weekend TP Massacre story, but we had two female guests who used two WHOLE rolls of 1,000 sheet single ply their first day and didn't even check in until almost 9pm.
When doing the first fluff, I thought maybe I didn't put a back up roll in.
Second morning fluff, two more entire rolls gone and very little in the trash can in the bathroom, so it wasn't being used as kleenex.
The third morning, a different guest came to breakfast and informed us of the water backing up in their toilet and shower.
Bingo! Now we just have to say something.
So, I put in the call to the Roto Rooter, take the two aside to remind them of the plumbing setup here, ask everybody else if they hadn't showered yet and am preparing to shuttle people out to our personal quarters if they just HAD to have a shower.
Essentially, the cost of getting a plumber out here on a holiday weekend ate up all the revenue from the two women and despite feeling really badly about it, they flip us an extra $25 on check out. Oh, thank you so much for your generosity.
The worst part about it was one set of really dense guests just wouldn't take the hint that they ought to maybe skedaddle and go do something away from the B&B for a few hours. They sat there on the front porch not 25 feet from the cleanout and read books while the plumber did his thing. This giant foul smelling wad of TP and hundreds of gallons of sewage comes gushing out and nails me and the plumber like the escape scene from Shawshank Redemption..